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The progress men make in certain aspects is truly astonishing. Before establishing a relationship, they can’t even talk smoothly.

But once there’s the “identity” assurance, they suddenly feel that this is their own girl, and should make a move when it’s time!

It’s hopeless, truly hopeless.

Nothing good happens when she meets him, her brain just freezes!

Yu Minglang releases Xiaoqian and sees the faint traces of blood on her beautiful lips, seeming to realize that what he just did wasn’t quite right…

So he lowers his head, instinctively wanting to lick away her bloodstains. “Slap!” Xiaoqian can’t bear it any longer, pushing his face away with her hand. It seems like he did something wrong in the process. Damn, why aren’t there textbooks on this in the library? She still needs to study harder when she gets back…

“Where’s your logic in this robbery?” Xiaoqian wants to kneel for him.

His is his, hers is also his, just like a domineering CEO – the problem is, which CEO is this dumb?

“I think our relationship should be based on honesty. Let’s get back to the issue of Zheng Xu now, how did you two meet?”

“Who’s in a relationship with you? What do you mean by being honest, are you really honest with me?” Xiaoqian can’t reason with him!

How did this guy manage to circle around the issue? How did he get involved in it?

“My name is Yu Minglang, I am 24 years old, have a Tactical Command and a Dual Master’s Degree in Law. I just returned from my old unit to my family’s company, currently holding the position of General Manager. I own one property under my name and a 98 Cherokee car. I have a personal fund account of 100 million yuan.”

“Who wants to hear you say this!”

He looks innocent, “You said it, you think I’m not honest enough.”

Is this guy doing it on purpose or just pretending? How come he seems so smart sometimes and ridiculously dumb at other times, and he especially likes to derail people?

“So being honest is telling me all these visible things?”

“Then what do you want to know?”

Xiaoqian looks at his nonchalant face, impervious to reason, and suddenly has a premonition that this guy is quite persistent. Without asking, he can explain his family’s ancestry very clearly, but asking him will definitely let him derail her.

Since that’s the case-

Finally, the IQof the Female Doctor of Psychology goes online a little bit. Xiaoqian reveals a mischievous smile, which almost blinds Yu Minglang’s infatuated heart!

“How old were you when you first had a crush, when was your first time, when was your first kiss? Hey, you don’t have to answer, your technique is so bad, it must be your first kiss, right?”

Come on, let’s mutually inflict pain!

As expected, Yu Minglang’s ears gradually turn red.

Bad technique…

Hearing these three words from his own “girlfriend” is truly unbearable pain!

“Is it really…that bad?”

Xiaoqian points at her numb mouth, “You judge for yourself.”

Then Yu Minglang’s ears turn even redder.

It seems like he didn’t go easy on her at all…

“Next time, next time it won’t happen.” As a tactical sniper, not being able to hit the target with one shot is a huge disgrace. Yu Minglang secretly resolves to implement this matter as soon as possible. A man can be anything, but “technique” absolutely cannot come last!

“You still want a next time?” Xiaoqian raises her voice, her face flushing slightly, “No, wait, what was the topic we were just discussing?”

Yu Idiot, no, she can’t call him an idiot anymore, he’s not. When he bites people, his hands are steady, accurate, and ruthless!

Xiaoqian decides to start calling him Yu Rascal from now on. Yu Rascal is someone who is good at derailing people. After a few words with him, Xiaoqian can’t catch the point.

“Stay away from Zheng Xu.” Yu Minglang finally remembers.

“Impossible, he’s my patient.” Regardless of the fact that Zheng Xu was her good friend in her past life, now that they’ve established a doctor-patient relationship, how can they abandon it halfway?

You are practicing medicine illegally! Chen Xiaoqian, you’re still a student, what are you doing treating people?” It’s one thing to treat a female patient, but he’s a man!

Not to mention, a sleazy man who might take a bite out of “his” girl any moment!

“I can handle it, I’ve done self-study.” Other than not having a diploma, which domestic psychologist is more skilled than her?

“No, Zheng Xu is too shameless. Look at him, running in front of a girl’s house late at night. What is this behavior called? Frivolous!”

Xiaoqian silently looks at Yu Minglang and then makes a slingshot gesture with her hand.

You have the nerve to say that? You run downstairs to someone else’s house late at night, shooting a slingshot at their window, have you forgotten?

Yu Minglang seems to remember this as well, clearing his throat and continuing.

“He even tried to force a kiss on you! A man who disregards a girl’s wishes and does such a shameless act is despicable and despicable!”

Xiaoqian sneers, pointing to her bloody lips, you really have the nerve to say that?

“I’m not the same as him! We are boyfriend and girlfriend, I am naturally attracted to you. He’s just a big-tailed wolf with ill intentions who wants to abduct fair ladies and destroy proper marriages!”

“Who’s married to you…” She didn’t even agree to date him, and he’s already shamelessly talking about marriage?

“All romances that don’t aim for marriage are hooligans! Yes, Zheng Xu is a hooligan, stay away from him!”

Xiaoqian is finally furious, pointing at his nose, “Yu Minglang, you are the biggest hooligan in this world, how dare you say that about others?”

Yu Minglang finally stops saying things that make Xiaoqian collapse, just watching her silently with his dark eyes, making her feel goosebumps.

What is this guy up to? Comparing who has bigger eyes? I won’t submit to you!

Xiaoqian stubbornly stares back at him, then Yu Minglang nods, looking extremely serious.

“I understand now.”

“What?”

“You said I’m a hooligan, so you think it’s wrong for me not to marry you, right? Relationships that don’t aim for marriage are hooligans; once you reach the legal age, we’ll get our marriage certificate..”