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“Woo, I can’t live like this anymore, I want to transfer!” Shi Yu sat on the bed holding a Bible, and besides the red cloth tied to the head of her bed, there was also a cross.

“Arc you done making a fuss?” As soon as school was over, Xiao Qian saw Shi Yu plaster the dormitory walls with crosses, and had been warned by the dormitory manager not to hang garlic on the door, so she hung it around her bed.

“Who’s making a fuss! Boss Qian, I’m scared, I’m really scared! If I knew this school was haunted, I wouldn’t have come. What’s wrong with my choice? I have to call my brother, I want to quit school and go home!”

Xiao Qian was both amused and annoyed, “Haven’t you already got the red cloth and garlic? Why stick these things again?”

Shi Yu lifted the Bible, and said in tears, “I was too naive the day before yesterday. I thought that tying a red cloth would be fine, but guess what?” “Did you find yourself bored?”

“No! I found myself too naive, the red cloth my mom taught me to ward off only eastern evil, not western ones!”

“Did a vampire attack the campus at night, biting your neck?”

“No! It’s Big Mouth Monkey, Big Mouth Monkey!!!”

Shi Yu grabbed her hair, she was most afraid of these things.

“Big Mouth Monkey… what does that have to do with Western ghosts?”

“Haven’t you heard the recent rumors? They say that our dormitory building, around three o’clock in the early morning, there appears a floating Big Mouth Monkey on the rooftop. Oh my god, why did I come to this place, ah ah ah!”

Xiao Qian was speechless, “If you put all this energy into studying, you definitely won’t fail the final exams. Lost Girl, your textbooks look very new, are you sure you won’t fail the finals?”

“It’s not a big deal if I fail the exams! What am I gonna do if I get caught by the floating Big Mouth Monkey!”

“Then have a Kitty Cat with Big Mouth Monkey, congratulations, you’re going to be the first person in human history to see a Monkey Spirit, hahaha!”

“Boss Qian! How could you do this! I’ve misjudged you! I never thought you could be so cruel and gloating. I’m already this scared, and you’re still laughing at me!”

Xiao Qian really found it funny, “Big Mouth Monkey can scare you like this, look at your guts!”

Previously, the white-clothed female ghost was already far-fetched, but now there’s a Big Mouth Monkey, why doesn’t she say that the teacup chair has become animated too?

“It’s a floating Big Mouth Monkey!”

“Oh, it floats over to you, and you just happen to cuddle it to sleep. 1 haven’t really seen what a live Big Mouth Monkey looks like, hahaha!”

“Chen Xiaoqian! Are you even a friend!”

Seeing her really angry, Xiao Qian finally stopped laughing, and wanted to say something serious, but when she saw Shi Touyu looking so scared, she almost laughed again.

“Pfft.”

“I’m not friends with you anymore! We’re not friends!” Shi Yu stomped her foot angrily.

“I really find it funny… Are you guys just idle and not studying well, thinking of all these messy things, and even Big Mouth Monkey?”

“It’s true! People have seen it! It’s the same place as last time, looking at the rooftop from the water room, someone saw a floating Big Mouth Monkey, and then when people went to check, it disappeared, and there was nothing!”

Shi Yu said, and her hair stood on end, but Xiao Qian listened with a grin.

“It’s over, I just swapped Da Yi’s pajamas, can’t wear Big Mouth Monkey pajamas anymore, it’s too scary!”

As Shi Yu was wondering how to destroy the Big Mouth Monkey pajamas that Da Yi put next to her pillow, Xiao Qian seemed to understand something.

While Shi Yu was still panicking, Da Yi came in from outside with books borrowed from the library in her hand.

“Da Yi, how have you been sleeping lately?” Xiao Qian asked.

“Pretty good.”

“Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?”

“No.”

“Have you had any particularly stressful things lately?”

“…” Da Yi didn’t answer and silently walked to her bed, intending to change into her pajamas.

Shi Yu hugged her leg, “Da Yi, please, don’t wear that scary clothes!”

“What?” Da Yi asked Shi Yu.

“Don’t you have two sets of pajamas? Can you change to the Doraemon one?”

“Okay.” Da Yi obediently changed into her Doraemon pajamas.

Shi Yu spread out the Bible and began to recite prayers in a low voice.

“Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven, may you take back that Big Mouth Monkey spirit, the Big Mouth Monkey invented by the Americans, whatever resentment you have, take it out on the evil Capitalism, don’t bother us, Amen!”

Xiao Qian found it amusing and glancing at Da Yi, who was sitting on her bed reading a book while wearing Doraemon pajamas, said, “Shi Touyu, tomorrow you might need to prepare for the arrival of the god Amaterasu, stop reciting the Bible.”

“What is that?” Shi Yu put down the Bible.

“The god worshipped by the island people, tonight there might be a Doraemon paranormal incident, and reciting the Bible won’t make it understand, maybe you need to worship the gods of the island country.”

“Ah! Chen Xiaoqian, you just don’t wish me well, really, I can’t be friends with you anymore, I don’t want to bump into ghosts!!!” Shi Yu hugged the Bible and said nervously.

“It’s time for dinner, are you going to eat?” Xiao Qian closed the book and asked her two roommates.

“Let’s go, there might be braised chicken wings tonight, haha!” Shi Yu forgot about her fear of ghosts when it came to eating.

“Da Yi, let’s go.” Xiao Qian said to Da Yi.

Da Yi shook her head, “I have a pancake, that’s enough.”

“Hey, how can you eat that dry thing? If you don’t want to go to the canteen, I can bring you some dishes?” Shi Yu said to Da Yi.

Da Yi shook her head, “This is enough.”

Xiao Qian looked at Da Yi’s actions and thought about her recent active job search, making her suspicions even more certain.

After dinner, Xiao Qian called Yu Minglang.

“Do you think there arc ghosts in the world?”

“No, what’s wrong, do you want to become a seductive ghost and sneak into my heart?”

“Get lost!” Xiao Qian wondered why Yu Minglang’s speech was getting more and more unreasonable? Although he would tease her sometimes, he would never say anything so explicit, what happened?

After a day of work, Yu Minglang came back and felt very comfortable talking to his girl. Thinking of the two love underpants she bought for him, his heart felt even warmer.

“Qian Bao, why are you suddenly asking about ghosts?”

“Nothing, I’m going to do a ‘Travel into Science: The Mystery of BD Female Dormitory Haunting’ tonight to save the lost girl.”

“Chen Xiaoqian! You dare to say! We’re not friends!” Shi Yu was scared when she heard the word ghost.

“What’s going on? What’s the noise behind you?” Yu Minglang could hear Shi Yu’s breaking voice through the phone.

“It’s nothing, just a timid girl, over and out.”

“Wait a minute! Qian Bao, I received the gift you sent me, it fits well, I like it.” “What gift?” Xiao Qian didn’t realize.

Yu Minglang read out the brand of the underpants and the shopping guide’s intimate letter, “Qian Bao, this store has a really good service attitude, although the gift they sent me is not useful yet, next time we still have to go there – Qian Bao?”

Xiao Qian’s phone fell on the table, her face flushed red..